Put that fake-ass Calgon CRAP the fuck down! You don’t need awful fucking chemicals all up in your grill. They’ll block your shit right the fuck up. What you need is real dope-ass natural botanical extracts and essential oils straightening out your skin shit, toning you right the fuck up.
Toner is like the stealth ninja of skin care. It’s easy. It’s fucking fast. It requires no cotton swab bullshit or washcloth whatnot. Just mist and go. It does the dirty work for you, laying the smack down on those craters formerly known as PORES. Lately they’re looking like a storage alternative for loose change. Yeah. What’s that about? That shit ends today.
Apply to clean, dry skin. Shake the bottle, close your eyes and mist lightly over skin. Allow to air dry.
Tone that shit up, yo.