Seaweed Face Scrub – Sea Kelp Face Scrub – Dead Sea Face Scrub – Face Scrub – Natural Face Scrub – Natural Skin Care – Facial Skin
Seaweed face scrub, made with sodium bicarbonate, dead sea salt, kelp powder, pumice, shea butter, grapeseed oil, argan oil, and lavender essential oil from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural skin care shop.
It’s time to face facts: you’ve got some nasty shit going on. We all do. Ok, most of us. All but the squeaky cleanest of bitches, we’ve got face shit we don’t want mentioned. There’s crust. Gunk. Maybe a blocked pore, maybe even a blackhead or two. No judgement. We’re only human here.
Your face can be a lot to take on by yourself, without the benefit of magical fucking face scrubby goodness. That’s right. I said it. Magic. Because while it’s common fucking knowledge that sea kelp is good, argan oil is good, baking soda is good, combine all THREE and it’s fucking voodoo. The good kind. Not the burn down your house or fuck up your enemies kind– well, unless your enemies are blackheads and face-crust.
Take note that sea kelp, while totally beneficial to one’s complexion, is not the most incredibly wonderful smelling stuff known to mankind. This face scrub smells little like lavender, a little like low tide. Not gonna sugar coat it. We square? Cool.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking sea kelp & argan oil
– 4 oz double-wall plastic jar with silver lid
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.
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