Raise your hand if you’ve been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass bridal shower favor. Or a bachelorette party favor. Some kinda fucking terrible personalized glass (because who wants to remember a lame fucking wedding for the rest of her life?) or else penis-shaped shit. Because you know what no one has enough of? Penis-shaped shit.
Jesus. Give your girl friends something they might actually want: the gift of prettying up their nasty-ass feet. You know they fucking need it. We got rosy-ass, we got minty-ass, we got grapefruit-ginger, we got lavender sage, we got bergamot-sage, we got spicy fucking chai. We got scents to melt the hardest of bitches, and all our foot scrub favors are made with 100% natural essential oils. And nothing is ever tested on animals.
No petroleum by-products, no parabens, no fake fucking scents. All the good stuff. No fake shit.
You down with that?