Grown Ass Woman Hand Scrub – Gifts for Gardeners – Gardener Gift – Hand Scrub – Hand Scrub for Gardeners – Pumice Scrub
This all-natural Grown Ass Woman hand scrub is made with pumice, dead sea salt, sunflower oil, aloe butter, pink kaolin clay, black cherry extract, and vanilla and lime essential oils. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
Are you sick of getting judged for your strong, capable, gettin-shit-DONE woman hands? You know, your hands that look more at home wielding a Sawzall than a curling iron? What of it. You DO stuff, you make stuff, you grow stuff. You’re a liberated fucking woman, and your hands are made for WORK.
But they don’t need to suffer for it. They don’t need to get all cracked and crusty-like, and they definitely don’t need to be stuck with dirty under-nails and permadirt. Respect, yo. Treat your hands to a smooth-ass polish sesh with this Grown Ass Woman Hand Scrub. It’s got pumice and sea salt to de-grub your grubbers , and nourishing fucking aloe butter and sunflower oil to soften up that dirt and lift it right the fuck out. It’s got a smidge of pink kaolin clay, because, you know, you don’t want your man getting his crusty mitts in your jar. And it smells like cherry, vanilla, and just a touch of lime. Like, whoa. This stuff will be your new best friend, seeing you through garden season—or tune-up season—or whatever-the-fuck you do with your spare time season—with flying colors.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– No fake shit
Pretty up your capable GROWN ASS WOMAN hands. You know they need it.
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