Vanilla Lemon Rosemary Bath Salts – Vanilla Lemon Rosemary – Aromatherapy – Detox Bath Salts – Healing Bath Salts – Herbal Bath Salts
Vanilla lemon rosemary bath salts, made with Epsom salts, sea salt, sodium bicarbonate, dried rosemary, lemon peel granules, and lemon, rosemary, and vanilla essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural bath products shop.
We could tell you this shit is like soaking in a giant tub of tequila, but we’d be lying. Nothing is that fucking good.
But this shit comes pretty close. These bath salts are some no-fucking-around, full up seriously cleansing shit. They got the sodium, they got the magnesium, they got the potassium to balance out all your wacky shit, firm your skin, cleanse your pores, and balance your fucking checkbook. They’ll even break it off with that psycho bitch who keeps asking you to go to barre class with her.
This shit has real fucking dried botanicals and 100% pure essential oils. It’ll tingle your ass. It’ll unschnoz your schnoz, if your schnoz is schnozzy. The Epsom salt will put the kibosh on any and all ass-aches and sore muscles, so if you’re butthurt you’ll soon be feeling fucking fantastic.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Tingly fucking rosemary
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– 8 oz double-wall plastic jar with black lid
– Add 1/4-1/2 cup to hot bath water
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain’t fucking around.
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