It’s time to face facts: you’ve got some nasty shit going on. We all do. Ok, most of us. All but the squeaky cleanest of bitches, we’ve got skin shit we don’t want mentioned. There’s crust. Gunk. Maybe a blocked pore, maybe even a blackhead or two. No judgement. We’re only human here.
Your fabulous bod can be a lot to take on by yourself, without the benefit of magical fucking amazing scrubby goodness. That’s right. I said it. Magic. Because while it’s common fucking knowledge that French green clay is good, argan oil is good, baking soda is good, combine all THREE and it’s fucking voodoo. The good kind. Not the burn down your house or fuck up your enemies kind– well, unless your enemies are blackheads and bod-crust.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking sea kelp & argan oil
– 8 oz double-wall plastic jar with black lid
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Scrub your nasty bitch bod. It fucking needs it.