Zesty as Fuck Scrub – Pink Grapefruit Sugar Scrub – Sugar Scrub – Pink Grapefruit – Gag Gifts – Body Scrub – Natural Sugar Scrub – Natural Skin Care
Body sugar scrub, made with sugar, sunflower oil, granulated lemon zest, pink kaolin clay, and lemon & pink grapefruit essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.
It’s time to face facts: you’ve got some nasty shit going on. We all do. Ok, most of us. All but the squeaky cleanest of bitches, we’ve got skin shit we don’t want mentioned. There’s crust. Gunk. Maybe a blocked pore, maybe even a blackhead or two. No judgement. We’re only human here.
Your fabulous bod can be a lot to take on by yourself, without the benefit of magical fucking amazing scrubby goodness. That’s right. I said it. Magic. Because while it’s common fucking knowledge that sugar is good, sunflower oil is good, pink grapefruit is good, combine all THREE and it’s fucking voodoo. The good kind. Not the burn down your house or fuck up your enemies kind– well, unless your enemies are blackheads and bod-crust.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Pink grapefruit oil fucking full of antioxidants
– 4 oz double-wall plastic jar with black lid
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– Shipped in natural GreenWrap cushioning
– No fake shit
Scrub your nasty bitch bod. It fucking needs it.
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