Are you sick of getting judged for your strong, capable, gettin-shit-DONE woman hands? You know, your hands that look more at home wielding a Sawzall than a curling iron? What of it. You DO stuff, you make stuff, you grow stuff. You’re a liberated fucking woman, and your hands are made for WORK.
But they don’t need to suffer for it. They don’t need to get all cracked and crusty-like, and they definitely don’t need to be stuck with dirty under-nails and permadirt. Respect, yo. Treat your hands to a nourishing as fuck soothe sesh with this Hand Cream for Grown-Ass Women. It's got calendula and 100% pure mango butter to soften your scaly spots, and a blend of juicy orange wax, plus orange, rosemary, and lavender essential oils to make them smell fucking terrific. Like, whoa. This stuff will be your new best friend, seeing you through garden season—or tune-up season—or whatever-the-fuck you do with your spare time season—with flying colors.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– No fake shit
Pretty up your capable GROWN ASS WOMAN hands. You know they need it.