Ho Fucking Ho Gift Set, including Bath Bombs, Sugar Scrub, and loofah

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Ho Fucking Ho Gift Set, including Bath Bombs, Sugar Scrub, and loofah

$28.99

Ho Fucking Ho. Sugar Scrub. Santa Baby. Christmas Gift Baskets. Christmas Gift for Wife. Funny Christmas. Christmas Box. Gag Gift.

This facial kit comes with a 4 oz jar of sugar scrub and a package of bath bombs, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Product Description

Ho Fucking Ho. Sugar Scrub. Santa Baby. Christmas Gift Baskets. Christmas Gift for Wife. Funny Christmas. Christmas Box. Gag Gift.

This facial kit comes with a 4 oz jar of sugar scrub and a package of bath bombs, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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Raise your hand if you’ve been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass Christmas present. Or Hanukkah gift. Some kinda fucking terrible white elephant shit (because who needs more useless crap in their lives?) or else some dumb ass memento from grandma. Because you know what no one has enough of these days? Dumb shit that needs dusting.

Jesus. Give your family something they might actually want: the gift of a relaxing-ass soak in a hot tubba all-natural goodness. You know they fucking need it. We got grapefruit basil, we got blueberry lavender, we got wild fucking rose. We got scents to melt the hardest of bitches, and all our goodies are made with 100% natural essential oils. And nothing is ever tested on animals.

No petroleum by-products, no parabens, no fake fucking scents. All the good stuff. No fake shit.

You down with that?
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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!
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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Foot Scrubs

Giving no Fucks – Bergamot Sage
Rosy Ass – Wild Rose
Minty Ass – Peppermint
Superfly Chai – Chai
Fancy Fucking Feet – Lavender Geranium
Zesty as Fuck – Pink Grapefruit

Bath Bombs

Chill the Fuck Out – Lavender Sage
Carpe that Fucking Diem – Grapefruit Basil
You da Bomb – Ginger Coconut
Boss Bitch – Lavender Blueberry
Superfly Chai – Chai
Rosy Ass – Wild Rose
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ADD PRINTED ITEM DESCRIPTION
Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Include a printed item description for free for gift sets. Just leave a note when you place your order.

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Additional Information

Weight 18 oz
Dimensions 7 x 4 x 3 in
Bath Bomb

Boss Bitch, Carpe that Fucking D, Rosy Ass, Superfly Chai, Chill the Fuck Out, You da Bomb

Foot Scrub

Fancy Fucking Feet, Minty-Ass, Zesty as Fuck, Giving no Fucks, Rosy Ass, Superfly Chai

Packaging

Glad Tidings, Motherfuckers, Happy Holidays, Fuckface, Hearty Christmas Wishes, Ho Fucking Ho, Merry Fucking Christmas, Season’s Greetings, Bitches

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If you're ordering after December 15th, you'll want to add Line Jump Order Processing to make sure you get your awesome shit before Christmas. We close for the holidays on December 21st. Cheers, bitches!