Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Set, including Sugar Scrub, Body Butter, and loofah

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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Set, including Sugar Scrub, Body Butter, and loofah

$28.99

Merry F*cking Christmas. Christmas Gifts for Mom. Christmas Gifts for Coworkers. Body Butter. Sugar Scrub. Funny Friend Gifts. Novelty Gift.

Merry fucking Christmas! This gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of sugar scrub and a body butter, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Product Description

Merry F*cking Christmas. Christmas Gifts for Mom. Christmas Gifts for Coworkers. Body Butter. Sugar Scrub. Funny Friend Gifts. Novelty Gift.

Merry fucking Christmas! This gift set comes with a 4 oz jar of sugar scrub and a body butter, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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Raise your hand if you’ve been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass Christmas present. Or Hanukkah gift. Some kinda fucking terrible white elephant shit (because who needs more useless crap in their lives?) or else some dumb ass memento from grandma. Because you know what no one has enough of these days? Dumb shit that needs dusting.

Jesus. Give your family something they might actually want: the gift of a relaxing-ass soak in a hot tubba all-natural goodness. You know they fucking need it. We got grapefruit basil, we got blueberry lavender, we got wild fucking rose. We got scents to melt the hardest of bitches, and all our goodies are made with 100% natural essential oils. And nothing is ever tested on animals.

No petroleum by-products, no parabens, no fake fucking scents. All the good stuff. No fake shit.

You down with that?
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Additional Information

Foot Scrub

Fancy Fucking Feet, Minty-Ass, Zesty as Fuck, Giving no Fucks, Rosy Ass, Superfly Chai

Body Butter

Coconut Cream, Lascivious Lavender, Mango Mofo, Raspberry Ginger, Zen as Fuck

Packaging

Glad Tidings, Motherfuckers, Happy Holidays, Fuckface, Hearty Christmas Wishes, Ho Fucking Ho, Merry Fucking Christmas, Season’s Greetings, Bitches

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If you're ordering after December 15th, you'll want to add Line Jump Order Processing to make sure you get your awesome shit before Christmas. We close for the holidays on December 21st. Cheers, bitches!