Mother Scrubber Body Scrub. Citrus Vanilla Sugar Scrub.

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Mother Scrubber Body Scrub. Citrus Vanilla Sugar Scrub.

$11.99$12.79

You know what’s ridiculous? Trying to buy your ma something good for Mother’s Day. You can buy something ugly, or something useless, or something that’s both useless AND ugly. Isn’t it great? It’d be perfect, except your mom doesn’t need more ugly, useless crap.

She really doesn’t. She wants to feel special. She wants a shout-out.

Consider this your little shout-out-in-a-jar ticket in to your mom’s pink little heart. It’s just enough to be giggle-inducing but not offensive (cuz not everyone’s mom is down with Zesty as Fuck, amiright?) It’s got coconut oil to nourish the fuck outta her capable-ass hands, and just enough gold mica to give it a nice, subtle shimmer.

Prepare yourself for the shitstorm of accolades that’s sure to follow.

Product Description

Mother Scrubber Body Scrub – Sugar Scrub – Funny Mother’s Day Gift – Potty Mouth – Hilarious Gifts –

Mother Scrubber body scrub, made with granulated sugar, ground pumice, sodium bicarbonate, coconut oil, sunflower oil, orange powder, alkanet root, gold mica, and vanilla, sweet orange, and bergamot essential oils by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural skincare shop.

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– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking coconut oil

– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– 4 oz double-wall plastic jar with black lid
– Preservative-free
– No fake shit

Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker!
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Additional Information

Weight 6 oz
Dimensions 3 x 3 x 2 in
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