You know what's the absolute worst shit? Cracked cuticles. When they dry out, they're all like eeeeeff YOU and go all ape & shit, splitting, cracking, peeling. There's no silver lining, they're just straight-up fucking terrible. They're worse than Ebola. There, we said it, and we know you're on board. STRAIGHT-UP FUCKING TERRIBLE CRACKED CUTICLES WORSE THAN EBOLA.
But nothing makes those bitchy cuticles calm the fuck down like gobs of nourishing cocoa butter, vitamin E, and a masterful fucking blend of botanical extracts and essential oils. Lemon, chamomile, lavender. This ain't fucking tea. This is straight-up no bullshit good cuticle juju.