It’s time to talk about your feet. Seriously. When’s the last time you were down there? They’re ugly. They’re rough, they’re dirty, and they don’t smell real fucking good. They need love. They need to be pampered. They need some excellent fucking Minty-Ass Foot Scrub.
Polish up those crusty heels with this sugar scrub. It’s tingly as fuck. It’s got sunflower oil to anti-inflammatize your shit. It’s got all-natural peppermint oil for astringency and super good smellingness. And if you want to go rogue and use it on your elbows, knees, or even your fucking face, we ain’t gonna stop you. Do what you fucking want.