Season’s Greetings, Bitches Gift Set, including Bath Bombs, Milk Bath, and loofah

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Season’s Greetings, Bitches Gift Set, including Bath Bombs, Milk Bath, and loofah

$28.99

Season’s Greetings, B*tches. Gift Box. Christmas Gift for Her. Bath Bombs. Milk Bath. Christmas Gifts for Coworkers. Christmas Gift Set.

This Christmas gift for her comes with a 4 oz jar of milk bath and a package of bath bombs, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Product Description

Season’s Greetings, B*tches. Gift Box. Christmas Gift for Her. Bath Bombs. Milk Bath. Christmas Gifts for Coworkers. Christmas Gift Set.

This Christmas gift for her comes with a 4 oz jar of milk bath and a package of bath bombs, plus a natural loofah pad, because I’m feeling fucking generous. Everything ships direct from Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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Raise your hand if you’ve been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass Christmas present. Or Hanukkah gift. Some kinda fucking terrible white elephant shit (because who needs more useless crap in their lives?) or else some dumb ass memento from grandma. Because you know what no one has enough of these days? Dumb shit that needs dusting.

Jesus. Give your family something they might actually want: the gift of a relaxing-ass soak in a hot tubba all-natural goodness. You know they fucking need it. We got grapefruit basil, we got blueberry lavender, we got wild fucking rose. We got scents to melt the hardest of bitches, and all our goodies are made with 100% natural essential oils. And nothing is ever tested on animals.

No petroleum by-products, no parabens, no fake fucking scents. All the good stuff. No fake shit.

You down with that?
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ORDERING

First, pick your product scent choices from the options in the drop-down boxes above. Then, let me know which label design you’d like on the gift box (label choices can be seen in the listing photos) in a note at checkout. Your box will come tied with coordinating ribbon packed inside a sturdy shipping box.

Want different products inside your gift set? Peruse our offerings here.

You can get whatever label you want on top!
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GUIDE TO SMELLS

Milk Baths

Minty Ass – Peppermint & Spearmint
Rosy Ass – Wild Rose
Superfly Chai – Chai
Giving No Fucks – Orange Vanilla
Simmah Down Bitch – Lavender Sage
Kinky as Fuck – Vanilla Rose Ginger
Instant MILF – Green tea & Carrot seed
Almond Vanilla – Almond Vanilla

Bath Bombs

Chill the Fuck Out – Lavender sage
Carpe that Fucking Diem – Grapefruit basil
You da Bomb – Ginger Coconut
Boss Bitch – Blueberry Lavender
Rosy-Ass – Rose
Superfly Chai – Chai

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ADD PRINTED ITEM DESCRIPTION
Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Printed item descriptions are FREE WITH GIFT BOXES, so get on that shit. Just leave a note at checkout.
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Additional Information

Bath Bomb

Boss Bitch, Carpe that Fucking D, Rosy Ass, Superfly Chai, Chill the Fuck Out, You da Bomb

Milk Bath

Simmah Down Bitch, Almond Vanilla, Giving No Fucks, Instant MILF, Kinky As Fuck, Minty Ass, Rosy Ass, Superfly Chai

Packaging

Glad Tidings, Motherfuckers, Happy Holidays, Fuckface, Hearty Christmas Wishes, Ho Fucking Ho, Merry Fucking Christmas, Season’s Greetings, Bitches

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If you're ordering after December 15th, you'll want to add Line Jump Order Processing to make sure you get your awesome shit before Christmas. We close for the holidays on December 21st. Cheers, bitches!