The sparkle bitch is our hero. Is she your hero, too?
The sparkle bitch is the badassest of bitches. She knows the things that deserve her fucks and the things that do not. (An important designation, that.) Have you learned what things are undeserving of YOUR fucks?
Maybe this body spray will help. The base is a soothing blend of green tea, hibiscus, and aloe to keep that summer skin happy, and for super extra funness, we threw in gold mica to make it shimmer. And, BONUS, the hibiscus makes it PINK! So it’s PINK shimmer body spray, and it smells like basil and berries.