You know what blows serious chunks? Meetings. Deadlines. Fucking stress. The kind of shit that makes you frazzled as hell, coming home in straight-up survival mode like what. the. fuck. is my life turning into?
Quit that shit and dip into a deep tub fulla milk bath. It’s warming as fuck. It’s got ground oatmeal to anti-inflammatize your shit, and baking soda to soften your fucking water. It’s got ginger, because who doesn’t love coming out of the bath smelling like a Taiwanese whore? And the milk powder: prepare to be amazed. It’ll make your legs feel like two sticks of sweet-ass butter. Believe us. You need somma that Kinky as Fuck Milk Bath Soak. Step out of the bath ready to get. it. on.