Raise your hand if you've been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass Valentine's present. Some kinda fucking terrible candy (because we all need THAT) or else some dumb ass “meaningful” gift. Because you know what no one has enough of these days? Dumb shit that needs dusting.
Jesus. Give your dearest something they might actually want: the gift of a relaxing-ass soak in a hot tubba all-natural goodness. You know they fucking need it. We got grapefruit basil, we got blueberry lavender, we got wild fucking rose. We got scents to melt the hardest of bitches, and all our goodies are made with 100% natural essential oils. And nothing is ever tested on animals.
No petroleum by-products, no parabens, no fake fucking scents. All the good stuff. No fake shit.
You down with that?