Self Tanner – Bronzer – Bronzing Cream – Cream Bronzer – Natural Bronzer – Tanning Lotion – Bronzer Cream
Natural self tanner by Badgerface Beauty Supply, made with shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, bronze mica, brown iron oxides, and jasmine, cardamom, cedar, and orange essential oils.
It’s time to own up. You’re pallid as fuck.
The winter was long and hard, and you haven’t seen a decent sunbeam since Labor Day, amiright? It’s ok. No shame. We can’t all live near a tropical fucking beach.
Us pasty northern bitches, we gotta take bronzing matters into our own hands. We need some help. We need to say, enough of that pale shit, ok? It’s time to start living life in BRIGHT neon fucking colors. Embrace. Warmer breezes are on their way. Will you be ready?
This natural bronzer will turn you a few shades darker, and is streak-free, with a hint of bronze shimmer. Not orange-y at all. Pinkie promise.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– No fake shit
Rock some summer glow, hoes.
ADD PRINTED ITEM DESCRIPTION
Want alla that snarky-ass Badgerface humor in your fucking order box? Want to amuse the shit out of your fuckery loving friends? Include a printed item description for just 80 damn cents. That shit’s listed by the ADD TO CART button above.
© 2014-2017 by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
All content in this shop is copyrighted.