Raspberry Ginger Whipped Body Butter. Raspberry Body Butter. Whipped Body Butter. Raspberry Lotion.
Raspberry ginger whipped body butter by Badgerface Beauty Supply, made with shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, raspberry extract, ginger essential oil, and alkanet root powder (for color).
Get a load of this shit. Full-on fucking amazing raspberry ginger body butter with no preservatives, no parabens, no nasty petroleum byproducts, just PURE-ASS NATURAL SHIT. None of that fake shit. Got it?
This might be a good time to take a critical fucking look at that plastic cancer-in-a-bottle lotion you’ve got on your nightstand. It smells good, you say? Uh huh. So does a fucking Dorito factory, but if I rubbed that shit on my skin I’d turn orange and die. THE MAN, that is, the big-ass mega corporate lotion MAN, he sticks all kinds of nasty shit in what’s supposed to be nourishing-ass lotion. Bad shit. Bad fake shit.
But then there’s this shit: shea nuts, coconuts, sunflowers. Natural raspberry extract. All melted down together and whipped to lofty perfection here at Badgerface HQ. So rub this berry-smelling fucking amazingness all over your scaly spots and tell that chemical-filled junk where to get off.
– 100% pure-ass natural
– Nourishing fucking shea butter
– None of our products are ever tested on animals
– No fake shit
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. It looks like marshmallow fluff, but don’t fucking eat it, ok? Fucking try and contain yourself.
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