Picture this: our peppermint massage bar delicately melting on your partner's skin, providing a tingly kick-off to a face-melting fuckfest. When it comes to face-melting fucking, nothing beats starting with a massage, and we badgers know our shit when it comes to massages. We do it right with 100% pure-ass natural skincare products.
•Pure-Ass Natural Skincare: Our massage bar combines the power of peppermint, eucalyptus, and menthol essential oils to give you a legit tingly-as-fuck sensation. It's like a party in your nerve endings, and trust us, it's an experience you won't forget.
• Word to the Wise: Let's get real, this massage bar is seriously tingly. Avoid contact with your eyes and, for the love of all that's pleasurable, keep it away from your junk. If things get too tingly, don't panic. Soothe the sensation with mild oils like olive oil or even butter. Safety first, bitches!
• Nubby Textures and Pure Goodness: Our massage bar features dried beans, adding a delightful nubby texture that enhances the experience. It's colored with natural mica, but don't worry, it won't turn you into a Smurf. It's just enough to add a touch of fun without staining your skin.
